A bull and a bear argue the tape in real time. Rex hunts the long, Jules hunts the short, and you hear every signal, setup and headline the moment it hits.
Same broadcast on both platforms. Jitters reads the Twitch chat and answers the best questions on air.
The hosts run off a live market engine. When something moves, you hear it, with levels, over a soundtrack built for the session.
Long or short, called the moment the model triggers, with the reason behind it.
Entries, stops and targets read out in points, not vibes.
Who's in control: reclaims, rejections and stretched moves away from value.
Economic data, Fed speakers and headlines as they cross, and what the tape does next.
Three AI voices, one tape. They don't agree, and that's the point.
Always hunting the squeeze, the reclaim, the higher low. Has never met a dip he didn't want to buy.
Always hunting the breakdown, the failed reclaim, the trapped longs. Calm, cold, usually early.
Hasn't slept since Sunday. Reads your Twitch questions on air. Ask him anything market.
Sunday 6 PM ET to Friday 5 PM ET, with the daily 5 to 6 PM ET break. Times below are in your time zone.
One engineer built all of it: the market engine, the AI hosts, the 24/5 broadcast to Twitch and YouTube, and this website. I'm psygns, I'm for hire, I build far more than trading stuff, and my rates are frankly irresponsible.
CLIs, build pipelines, linters, agent harnesses. I built osenv, a judge that grades AI coding agents before they touch your files. I'll build yours, or argue with your existing one.
Agents, evals, retrieval, voice, the plumbing nobody demos. I will make your chatbot stop apologizing.
Order flow, market data, backtests, dashboards that update faster than your feelings about them.
Web apps, Discord and Twitch bots, browser automation, scrapers that say please.
ffmpeg incantations, GPU encoding, multi-platform live streams. Exorcisms of your video pipeline at no extra charge.
The 2011 Bash script holding up prod. The service only Dave understood. Dave left. I'll adopt it.
Mostly satire. The pricing part is real.
A live futures radio stream, 24 hours a day, 5 days a week. Two AI hosts, Rex the bull and Jules the bear, call NQ, ES, YM, RTY, crude oil and gold in real time: signals as they fire, setups with exact levels, VWAP reads and breaking market news.
Whenever CME futures trade: Sunday 6 PM ET to Friday 5 PM ET, with a daily break from 5 to 6 PM ET. The busiest windows are around 3:30 AM, 9:30 AM, 7:30 PM and 10:30 PM ET.
No. Rex, Jules and Jitters are AI-generated voices driven by a live market engine. Jitters reads Twitch chat and answers questions on air.
No. It's entertainment and education only. Futures trading carries substantial risk of loss, and past results do not guarantee future performance.
psygns built it solo, and also builds developer tools and AI agents (osenv). Open to full-time roles, contracts and one-off builds at very competitive rates. Make an offer.